She is just not that into you!

üIf she has said so herself, coz contrary to the popular belief, when a girl says no she means no, 

NOT YES.

ü  If she keeps missing your calls. (Even if God almighty himself descends on mother earth to tell you that lightening struck that poor girl’s phone not once, but over and over again. Do not for a second lull yourself into believing it. The point is no matter how pathetic the circumstance, had she wanted to call you, she would have called you.)

ü  If she always takes another call while talking to you but never, i repeat, never takes your call if the situation was reversed.

ü  If she LoL’s a lot. (Trust me, it's not a good sign)

ü  If her ex boyfriend keeps coming back into the picture like an unascertainable allergy. (Obviously She is still too hung up on him.)

ü  If she keeps falling sick every time you ask her out. (Jaundice/Malaria/AIDS no matter whether communicable or non-communicable, the disease is your cue to take a hike.)

ü  If she’d rather be at her roommate’s sister’s Ladies sangeet than being with you.

ü  If she doesn’t frequent your facebook.

ü  If she doesn’t get your jokes. (Coz trust me a girl will pretend laugh if nothing else to keep a conversation going, provided she is interested otherwise.)

ü  IF SHE TELLS YOU TO READ THIS.