Hey check this out. Cute profile picture ya.. I wonder why I
never noticed him before.
Click – Yeah, he is backpacking across the Wicklow national
park – just my kinda guy
Next Click – And that stub.. really really suits him ..
Manly!
Next click – Ah! A crooked crooked smile!
Next click – Wow and he has a pet dog - heart skips a beat.
Next click – Boy! He is tall. Wah! Wah! Hi-5 Cupid!
Next click – He sure seems like a hit with his friends too.
Next click – aww and in spite of all this he is a mama’s
boy.
Click-click-click-click-click – All pics of him alone or
with a bunch of friends. HE IS SINGLE.
Next Click – Check out his last post he is kinda funny too.
Next click – A caption to his picture reads “I did not want
the fish curry though.” Thank God! He did not ‘wanted’ the fish curry and he is
a vegetarian. Could I be anymore impressed?
Next click – Tch… But
why is he clicking a picture of himself in front of the mirror? (Tiny
heartbreak) Shake it off – shake it off - So what? He is a little self obsessed,
it’s endearing really.
Next click – Is that an ear piercing?
Next Click – Pink? Oh no, it’s so not his colour. (Not
getting a good feeling about this one.)
Next click – Now did he really have to put a picture of when
he had the ‘tere-naam’ haircut.. I mean I know every Indian boy goes through that
phase (It’s mandatory) but not every Indian boy sticks on facebook the proofs
of every weird phase they went through during their fascinating teens. Other
wise it’d be called the ‘phase-book’
Next click : Cowboy hat? Really?
Next click – wait a minute – is that the dog again? What the
fuck is he doing with it?
Next click – Likes Honey singh .
Next click – What’s he doing with his head in the toilet?– (This
seals the deal – Can’t believe I fell for this one.)
Next click – Back to my homepage.
Next click- settings
Next click – deactivate account
Next click – google
Next click – Will I die single?
